Leftology

My ideas. My views. My perspectives .

Americans crave their daily fix, and drink an estimated 400 million cups of cocaine, I mean coffee a day. But, coffee is so much more than just a drink. Coffee is a lucrative American addiction. As one of the most actively traded commodities, coffee is now a multibillion-dollar global industry. People won’t start their day without a cup of cocaine, pardon me again, coffee. America is a nation of Caffeine Fiends. Starbucks is America’s #1 dope dealer, posted on every block in every suburb in America. They have America hooked. Starbucks doesn’t need to promote their product, because cocaine fiends, I mean coffee fiends, know how to find their supplier. They know where the Crack House, I mean Coffee House is. 
  • 22 July 2012
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